// ==UserScript== // @name MZ ClownScript // @namespace http://tampermonkey.net/ // @version 1.1 // @description Convierte a tus jugadores en payasos que beben fernet y hacen asado // @author Murder // @match https://www.managerzone.com/* // @icon http://www.rw-designer.com/icon-view/15717.png // @grant none // @downloadURL none // ==/UserScript== (function() { 'use strict'; var colors = ['ff0000','00ff00','0000ff','FFC300','00ffff', 'ff00CC', '9900CC']; var skills = ['Hacer malabares', 'Jugar al voley', 'Mear sentado', 'Lamer clavos', 'Encontrar MUs', 'Cosechar hortalizas', 'Preparar tortillas', 'Domador de orcas', 'Hacer jueguito sin usar las piernas', 'Lanzamiento de enanos', 'Asaltar carritos en la costanera', 'Piropear primas', 'Preparar tereré', 'Fingir faltas', 'Ir sin dormir al entrenamiento', 'Peluquería canina', 'No usa ropa interior', 'Beber sandía con vino', 'Cocina norkoreana', 'Se sabe todas las canciones de Sandro', 'Cocinar sin lavarse las manos', 'Reparación de hidrolavadores', 'Venderle lacteos vencidos al chino', 'Gatero como pocos', 'Manguerear coches', 'Cabezazo tucumano', 'Hacerse echar todos los partidos', 'Diseñar escudos', 'Armar muñecos con chizitos en los cumpleaños' ]; var nose = "" var noseHome = ['', ''] var noseClub = ""; var noseMyClub = ""; var handItems = ['', '', '', //bolsa '', '', '', '', //'', '', '', '', '', ] var handItemsHome = [ '', '' ] var handItemsClub = [ '', '', ] var handItemsOtherClub = [ '', '', ] generateClowns(); addSkill(); function generateClowns() { var players = document.getElementsByClassName('player-image'); for (var i = 0; i < players.length; ++i) { var player = players[i]; var color = colors[Math.floor(Math.random() * colors.length)]; var hairItem = player.innerHTML.split('&item_hair=')[1].split('&')[0]; player.innerHTML = player.innerHTML.replace('&item_hair=' + hairItem,'&item_hair=hair_169'); var hairColor = player.innerHTML.split('&hair_color=')[1].split('&')[0]; player.innerHTML = player.innerHTML.replace('&hair_color=' + hairColor,'&hair_color=' + color); var skinColor = player.innerHTML.split('&skin_color=')[1].split('&')[0]; player.innerHTML = player.innerHTML.replace('&skin_color=' + skinColor,'&skin_color=cccccc'); if(player.parentNode.className == 'dg_playerview') { //players addItemsAndNose(player); } else if (window.location.search == '?p=team') { //my club var handItemClub = handItemsClub[Math.floor(Math.random() * handItemsClub.length)]; player.innerHTML = noseMyClub + player.innerHTML; player.innerHTML = handItemClub + player.innerHTML; } else if (window.location.search.includes('&tid=')) { //other club var handItemOtherClub = handItemsOtherClub[Math.floor(Math.random() * handItemsOtherClub.length)]; player.innerHTML = noseClub + player.innerHTML; player.innerHTML = handItemOtherClub + player.innerHTML; } else { //home var handItem = handItemsHome[i]; player.innerHTML = noseHome[i] + player.innerHTML; player.innerHTML = handItem + player.innerHTML; } } } function addSkill() { var players = document.getElementsByClassName('dg_playerview_info'); for (var i = 0; i < players.length; ++i) { var skill = skills[Math.floor(Math.random() * skills.length)]; var newNode = document.createElement('tr'); newNode.appendChild(document.createElement('td')); newNode.children[0].innerHTML = 'Habilidad especial: ' + skill + ''; var item = players[i].children[0].children[0]; players[i].children[0].children[0].insertBefore(newNode, item.children[4]); } } function addItemsAndNose(player) { var handItem = handItems[Math.floor(Math.random() * handItems.length)]; player.innerHTML += nose; player.innerHTML += handItem; } })();